No Moon, No Milk! By Chris Babcock Illustrated by Mark Teague ISBN: 517885409 Publisher: Dragonfly Strategy: Books for Young Children in Composing Practice From Horn Book Too self-conscious to be funny, a farmer's endeavors to placate his milkless, moonstruck cow taking the aspiring owsmonautto Radio City Music Hall, Venice Beach, Crater Lake, and finally -- and anti-climactically -- to the American Museum of Natural History's lunar exhibit, fall flat. Slick, stylized illustrations sustain the farce without redeeming it. -- Copyright ü 1994 The Horn Book, Inc. All rights reserved.